anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left
my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!
Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling
My brain: we literally have 19 tabs open of the same daydream but flavored a bit differently. I’m pretty sure we have an appointment to be at. Or some work to focus on. Could you maybe devote a little cpu to—
Me: *opens new brain tab*
My brain: you’re the worst
brain tab. I love it.


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