- Louis: What's wrong, babe?
- Harry: I met this fan who had a larry phone case :/ It was rude and disgusting. I don't know why they keep insisting we're in some sort of relationship. It doesn't make any sense, there's no conspiracy going on [kisses Louis's neck]
- Louis: [moans] I know, what the fuck
- Harry: They're like shoving a sexuality on us which isn't right. They literally ruined our friendship.
- Louis: I know [nibbles at Harry's jaw] I can't believe they still [kisses Harry's cheek] genuinely think [kisses Harry's nose] we're in a relationship.[Proceeds to take off Harry's clothes] When I'm in fact straight.
were they.......were they waiting for the pope to say it was okay??
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