#FUCK#where’s the au where hl are neighbors and harry has just moved in#he hasn’t finished setting up his wifi and really needs to check his email#so he goes to look at whose wifi he can steal and he sees that#and he’s confused and debates for a few minutes what to do but it’s the only one coming up#so he just….yells ‘PENIS’ really loudly#and he’s half terrified his neighbors will be mad#but the next thing he knows he hears someone yell ‘DID YOU SAY PENIS? GIMME A SEC!’#and harry is confused#but the next thing he knows there’s a knock on his door#and it’s a smiling louis in his pjs and moose slippers saying ‘you rang?’#and harry is slightly startled but he goes with it because louis is fit and he very much likes penis (x)
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