on a date
- me: do you like fall out boy?
- them: they're cool, but their new stuff sucks
- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: i don't even owe you an explanation for leaving
were they.......were they waiting for the pope to say it was okay??
homophobia is ok when it makes me laugh
all of you reblogging this better be gay or else
pretty sure god is choosing these events the way riverdale writers choose the plot
