— the signs on a roadtrip

Cancer is driving and making everyone listen to their emo playlist, Libra is in the trunk because there wasn’t enough space inside, Aries is trying to convince everyone to listen to Nickelback instead, Pisces is asleep and drooling on Aquarius shoulder while Scorpio is all up in their feels because their favorite MCR song is playing. Leo is texting Libra to make sure everything is okay and Taurus is making a list of snacks they want to pick up at the next stop. Gemini is playing truth or dare with Sagittarius. Virgo is reading a book on mind control and Capricorn is trying not to throw up from all the drool that’s coming out of Pisces mouth. Suddenly a scream erupts from the trunk, Libra just found a spider crawling up their leg, Pisces springs from their sleep and accidentally hits Scorpio in the jaw with their elbow, everyone starts screaming, Cancer loses control of the car everybody dies.