— me: *kisses my beautiful wife* my son, a child:...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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  • me: *kisses my beautiful wife*
  • my son, a child: ew, cooties!
  • me: son, how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof
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